What if Homestuck was just Rose, Dave, Jade, and John roleplaying, and everything that happens is just part of the story they developed. the trolls are just characters they created and the alphas are just characters they based off their parents/grandparents/brother. Now, I’m not up to date on the thing but what I’ve read so far it fits almost every criteria for a RP. Level progression, Main characters seemingly never get perma-death yet NPCs die off like flies, looting and credit accumulation. It’s just a theory.
Why was this not in the new episode?! It’s called CASTLEMANIA for fuck’s sake!